Pilgrim's Pride Foodservice has just announced their newest creation:

Pierce Chicken (R) Filet-Vors (TM)

From their website:

• These premium breast fillets come in four on-trend flavor varieties - Mediterranean, Orange, Salsa Mexicana and Spicy Asian. Developed through our proprietary FlavorQuest™ consumer-testing process, these flavors meet today's consumer cravings.
• Each flavor is available in three convenient formats - IF Ready-to-Cook, Par-Fried and Fully Cooked Unbreaded fillets. This allows you to choose the product that works best for your kitchen.
• New Filet-Vors deliver a twist on today's current offerings with 12 new product options.

Do we really want to eat this? Or would you rather have a sampling of these:

Mediterranean Chicken from Real Simple
Cyndi's Chipotle Orange Chicken
Salsa Roja Mexicana from RecipeZaar
Szechwan Chicken and Celery Stir-Fry at Noodles and Rice

I think I prefer the flaaavors of homemade food than the filet-vors of commercially produced food. But maybe that's just me.